What’s up with The Situation?
Last week he was slapping Snooki across the face and trying to steal Vinny’s date, and this week he was disrespecting women - more so than usual - and preventing Pauly D from “getting it in.” Not cool, Sitch.
As the episode kicked off, Vinny gushed about his amazing new girl, Ramona, while Snooki and Ryder said their goodbyes. Snooki cried to JWoww, saying that Ryder made her realize how much she misses home. JWoww tried to cheer her up by suggesting they go tanning, but no such luck. Only two things could dry Snooki’s eyes at a time like this: Gorillas and juiceheads.
Solution? A night in Space - the club, not the great beyond –- where the party doesn’t stop until 2 p.m. the next day, according to JWoww.
In preparation, The Situation goes to the barbershop to get his hair done.
“If you lookin’ good, you feelin’ good. If you feelin’ good, you get good results.” Wise words.
JWoww gets ready, too. She dons a two-piece, mesh ensemble that Snooki says makes her look like “the ultimate stripper.”
Unfortunately, the crew was asked to leave when the Situation stepped in to rescue Snooki from some trash-talking club-goers.
In an effort to salvage the night, Pauly invites two girls back to the house. But when Sitch finds out his girl isn’t interested in getting busy, he kicks her out – ruining Pauly’s night in the process. (Worst. Wingman. Ever.)
“You don’t come over to someone’s house at 5 a.m. and expect to play checkers,” Sitch says. While this does not justify his behavior, one might argue he makes a valid point.
The next day, Vinny and Pauly meet Ramona and Rocio at the beach. Sammi and Ronnie show up, too, turning the day into some kind of weird couples outing. I expected more from “Jersey Shore.”
That night, as The Situation cooks dinner, the smoke detectors are set off, causing the fire department to send a team of beefy firemen to the house. After JWoww and Snooki share their individual fantasies regarding said firemen, they just up and leave. Seriously, MTV? If there’s ever a time to manipulate the events of a reality show…
Instead of watching Snooki and JWoww shamelessly throw themselves at firefighters, we watched Sam and Ron fight about the fact that she’s negative and he finds Asian women, like his ex-girlfriend, attractive.
In other news, Vinny and The Situation take part in the “Guido version of the ‘The Amazing Race’" while looking for their Escalade at the impound lot. Snooki gets all dressed up, but decides not to crash MVP's guy’s night out.
And then… “Déjà vu all over again.”
What did you think of last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore?” What’s up with The Situation?
Last week he was slapping Snooki across the face and trying to steal Vinny’s date, and this week he was disrespecting women - more so than usual - and preventing Pauly D from “getting it in.” Not cool, Sitch.
As the episode kicked off, Vinny gushed about his amazing new girl, Ramona, while Snooki and Ryder said their goodbyes. Snooki cried to JWoww, saying that Ryder made her realize how much she misses home. JWoww tried to cheer her up by suggesting they go tanning, but no such luck. Only two things could dry Snooki’s eyes at a time like this: Gorillas and juiceheads.
Solution? A night in Space - the club, not the great beyond –- where the party doesn’t stop until 2 p.m. the next day, according to JWoww.
In preparation, The Situation goes to the barbershop to get his hair done.
“If you lookin’ good, you feelin’ good. If you feelin’ good, you get good results.” Wise words.
JWoww gets ready, too. She dons a two-piece, mesh ensemble that Snooki says makes her look like “the ultimate stripper.”
Unfortunately, the crew was asked to leave when the Situation stepped in to rescue Snooki from some trash-talking club-goers.
In an effort to salvage the night, Pauly invites two girls back to the house. But when Sitch finds out his girl isn’t interested in getting busy, he kicks her out – ruining Pauly’s night in the process. (Worst. Wingman. Ever.)
“You don’t come over to someone’s house at 5 a.m. and expect to play checkers,” Sitch says. While this does not justify his behavior, one might argue he makes a valid point.
The next day, Vinny and Pauly meet Ramona and Rocio at the beach. Sammi and Ronnie show up, too, turning the day into some kind of weird couples outing. I expected more from “Jersey Shore.”
That night, as The Situation cooks dinner, the smoke detectors are set off, causing the fire department to send a team of beefy firemen to the house. After JWoww and Snooki share their individual fantasies regarding said firemen, they just up and leave. Seriously, MTV? If there’s ever a time to manipulate the events of a reality show…
Instead of watching Snooki and JWoww shamelessly throw themselves at firefighters, we watched Sam and Ron fight about the fact that she’s negative and he finds Asian women, like his ex-girlfriend, attractive.
In other news, Vinny and The Situation take part in the “Guido version of the ‘The Amazing Race’" while looking for their Escalade at the impound lot. Snooki gets all dressed up, but decides not to crash MVP's guy’s night out.
And then… “Déjà vu all over again.”
What did you think of last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore?” What’s up with The Situation?
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